
This article is somewhat of a long read, but I think many of you may find it of interest. (Courtesy of Again Faster)
Disturbing Counsel
If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, the United States Department of Agriculture is an asphalt factory.
The USDA is responsible for providing Americans with dietary recommendations. Unfortunately, they’re also responsible for creating national and international markets for American crops, a money-driven mission that makes a mockery of diet and health.
The United States’ primary agricultural products—wheat, corn, and milk—are all carbohydrate-rich. This is not a problem in and of itself, were the USDA to recommend their consumption in moderation. They do not. The USDA asks Americans to consume over of 70% of their calories from these sources.
The financial incentive for this request, embodied by the Food Pyramid, is easy to ascertain. More carbohydrate consumption, in the form of wheat, milk, and high fructose corn syrup, subsidizes American crops and keeps the USDA in business. It benefits the economy and the American farmer, a worthy endpoint.
Regrettably, it also prescribes hyperinsulinemia to 300 million trusting souls.
Hyperinsulinemia is a state of chronically elevated blood sugar, brought about by the incessant overconsumption of carbohydrates. It is linked to diabetes, heart disease, and obesity through a very simple and undeniable causal chain.
Insulin, a hormone secreted by the pancreas, removes sugar from the bloodstream, putting it into cellular storage for later energy production. When blood sugar is chronically elevated, insulin is unable to remove the bulk, and the pancreas ramps production back, recognizing the futility of rampant insulin release. Sugar remains in the blood stream, where it oxidizes with LDL cholesterol and creates arterial plaques.
Artery walls harden, and people die.
Clearly, money and health are at odds at the USDA, yet the conflict of interest goes unaddressed. As their mission statement illustrates, the organization is more interested in the economic benefits of high carbohydrate consumption than they are in health of the American people:
“USDA has created a strategic plan to implement its vision. The framework of this plan depends on these key activities: expanding markets for agricultural products and support(ing) international economic development, further developing alternative markets for agricultural products and activities, providing financing needed to help expand job opportunities and improve housing, utilities and infrastructure in rural America, enhancing food safety by taking steps to reduce the prevalence of foodborne hazards from farm to table, improving nutrition and health by providing food assistance and nutrition education and promotion, and managing and protecting America’s public and private lands working cooperatively with other levels of government and the private sector.”
Nutrition warrants a brief mention, but actions speak louder than words. Visiting mypyramid.gov, I plugged in my statistics to get a dietary recommendation. As a 5’9”, 170-pound male with less than a half-hour of physical activity per day, the site recommended I eat 2600 calories per day, including a whopping 9 ounces of grains and 24 ounces of milk, while consuming only 6.5 ounces of meat.
Per the Zone Diet, my recommendations amounted to 27 blocks of carbohydrates, 9.5 blocks of protein, and 24 blocks of fat, a short path to hyperinsulinemia and more than enough to induce obesity.
Seemingly unaware that they’d just doomed me to poor health, the USDA left me this little gem:
“The weight you entered is above the healthy range for your height. This may increase your risk for health problems. Some people who are overweight should consider weight loss. Click here for more information about health risks and whether you should try to lose weight, or talk with your health care provider.”
The irony is palpable.
Given the USDA’s (colossally laughable) position as America’s foremost authority on nutrition, this ignorance is unforgivable, and worth fighting. The power to dictate diet needs to be removed from the hands of an organization with so much skin in the game, and transferred to individuals with the knowledge and freedom to act in the best interests of the American people.
This will not happen at the top level. Billions of dollars and an extraordinarily powerful farming lobby dictate that grassroots education and individual change are the only tenable way to affect a diet revolution in America.
American farmer or no, this will not stand. We will bring the USDA’s elemental flaw to light, one person at a time. The road to hell is still under construction, but we’re bringing the jackhammers, and the asphalt will crumble.
Jon Gilson – www.againfaster.com
WOD – 4.23.09
100 Sumo Deadlift High Pulls (95#/65#)
To begin the workout and at the top of every minute:
3 x Push-ups
3 x Pull-ups
You have the remainder of each minute to complete as many SDHP as possible. Continue until you have completed all 100 SDHP.
Cash Out: 30 Cleans (45# Bar)







who the hell thought this would be a good workout?
I love it, the more you complain the better the workout!
Stephen- when you’re staring at the bar during this sure to be painful WOD, listen to your own words,”PICK IT UP!”
Marcus- great effing post! The Paleo Police strikes again!
Everybody should check out Again Faster’s articles. They are all well worth reading.
What if it takes me the whole minute to do the 3 push-ups and 3 pull-ups? In theory, this workout could last till infinity but I would have the most rippedest chest and abs around. Count me in.
Forrest, you still owe us a single 3700# OHS.
Looks like I picked the perfect rest day
Though I like the “Forrest Workout” 3xPullUp, 3xPushUp, repeat to infinity or death, whichever comes first.
I am estimating that I can probably get 2 maybe 3 SDHP per second from the days I used to ride an old school railroad handcar to work…uphill…in the snow…both ways. And everybody knows that I can do about 3 push-ups and 3 pull-ups in about 1.76 seconds. I’m predicting my time will be around 38 seconds. With my luck, Greg and Gio will be at 35 seconds.
P.S. I’m zoning now. I was going to Paleo but Whole Foods didn’t have any organic Woolly Mammoth or cage free range terradactyl.
There’s your problem Forrest. You were in aisle 3 looking for Paleozoic, but you needed to be in aisle 5 where they keep the Paleolithic foods.
Forrest, you should’ve told me you’re going Paleo. I’m really strict with it. So much so that I have a herd of bison on my back yard, every Saturday I go out & kill 5 for time.
I don’t use any tools, I just wrestle them to the ground, hold them down with one hand & grab a 2 pood kettlebell with the other & crack ‘em a good one across the head. I know that paleolithic wouldn’t have had kettlebells, but it using them makes the whole thing seem more “CrossFit” to me, ya know?
My best time so far is 6:47. The first kill is easy, after that, they scatter so you actually have to chase them down, and of course, I hate running, especially with the 2 pood kettlebell. The loincloth I wear can also start to chafe if it’s particularly humid out.
I might have shot my W.O.D. on this workout. (See what I did there? That was a pun mixed with an idiom mixed with hint of sexual innuendo.) My elbow and knee are hurting pretty bad. Marcus, I may have to miss your first class as an instructor today unless the workout consists of one arm push-ups, pull-ups, pistols, one legged turkish get-ups and one handed one legged double unders. We can name it “Fight Gone Gimp”
dude fight gone gimp. lmao. forrest, we’ve all been there! i know danny and i aren’t the only ones sick of endless ghd’s and back extensions! =)