Optimal can mean many things to many people. To you, it should mean eating froyo at least every day, especially Pinkberry. You can see the Japanese culture-inspired decor, but you probably don’t realize the cultural and health connections between those neon toys that appear in the store and Pinkberry’s unique froyo product. Pinkberry froyo contains an enzyme found in seaweed consumed in Japan that has been credited with the low prostate and breast cancer rates in the country. In nature it is fluorescent and is used in manufacture as a dye or tint (the neon toys!).
If Pinkberry every day is too pricey and you want to just maximize your dollars for synergistic effect with your fitness routine, most plain tart froyo is highest in protein and has ratios of carbohydrate and protein that make it optimal as a post work-out recovery food. Peanut butter froyo is best for mass gain, and green tea froyo is best for body fat loss thanks to its antioxidant-rich green tea base.
….Yeah right, you wish. That was all a lie. April Fools.
Before I continue though, quick non-Fools announcement: the next Nutrition 101 seminar is 4/17 (sign up link here), and the next Paleo Challenge starts 4/12 (sign-up to be posted in the gym). What you eat will amplify or diminish your training, so get a grip on it and sign up.
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While doing the WOD yesterday in my carb-hungover state and hearing many others commiserate about or extoll froyo, it became clear that, in addition to or instead of alcohol, froyo may be holding some of us back.
Don’t get me wrong, even with its concentrated sugar content and highly processed milk components, in moderation (small portions) and from time to time (don’t faint now: once every few weeks?), froyo, much like alcohol, probably won’t be responsible for causing disease or home-wrecking. My excuse was that I couldn’t deprive my little brother of the true froyo experience while he was visiting from Chicago (there is froyo there and they have cooler names like Yogenfruz, but it’s not at all the same). I definitely paid the Paleo Person price for my overindulgence — that is the added pain in addition to the actual damage a person who normally eats well pays when they go and eat a ton of sugar.
But it’s probably not the froyo itself that’s the culprit. Froyo happens to just be the latest popular treat we’ve fooled ourselves into believing is a mostly harmless cheat. The culprit is probably the circumstances that lead up to you finding yourself pulling that self-served lever for a wicked dose of sugar and an equally wicked insulin spike and after-effects. Check out Mark Sisson’s article about the long-lasting effects of a carb binge.
Even if froyo isn’t your poison, I thought the topic of emotional eating would be worth touching on. I liked this article from CrossFit Unlimited:
Unfortunately it happens to the best of us. Experts say that 75% of overeating is caused by emotions. Emotional eating doesn’t mean you are heartbroken and on the couch with a tub of ice cream, it means that you are eating in response to emotion rather than hunger. Emotions could range from joy, boredom, sadness, stress or distraction. The first step is to identify eating triggers by keeping a detailed food journal documenting thoughts, feelings, stressors, situations and emotions associated with when and what you eat, quite often they fall into one or more of the following 5 categories:
Situations and emotions that trigger us to eat fall into five main categories.
* Social. Eating when around other people. For example, excessive eating can result from being encouraged by others to eat; eating to fit in; arguing; or feelings of inadequacy around other people.
* Emotional. Eating in response to boredom, stress, fatigue, tension, depression, anger, anxiety, or loneliness as a way to “fill the void.”
* Situational. Eating because the opportunity is there. For example, at a restaurant, seeing an advertisement for a particular food, passing by a bakery. Eating may also be associated with certain activities such as watching TV, going to the movies or a sporting event, etc.
* Thoughts. Eating as a result of negative self-worth or making excuses for eating. For example, scolding oneself for looks or a lack of will power.
* Physiological. Eating in response to physical cues. For example, increased hunger due to skipping meals or eating to cure headaches or other pain.

We have learned that Chunky Monkey is both literally and figuratively the key to some of our CFSB-ers' hearts
A common situation is eating to procrastinate or stay alert at work. I learned from experience this week that it doesn’t work (at least not for me). With each Oreo cookie I ate, my attention span decreased and I had a huge headache from the sugar!
Once you know your patterns, the next step is to break them by finding alternative ways to manage your emotions.
Sometimes it can be as simple as substituting the junk food for more nutritious food. The most important thing to remember is not to make yourself wrong for giving in to comfort food. As always you are one meal away from getting back on track. Recognizing your habits is key to changing them, as with everything you can’t get where you want to go if you don’t know where you are starting.
The recipe for this week is for Chicken Parmesana from CF Unlimited and looks amazing! Also check out this awesome search engine for paleo recipes — just type in your ingredients.

WOD 04/01/10
A. 4 Rounds (not for time)
30 Second L-Sit Hold – If feet touch the ground stop the count
10 strict toes to bar
Take your time here and make sure form is perfect. 15 minutes to complete
B. 30-20-10
Ring Rows
Overhead Squats
Sit-Ups









i would love to do part B .. not so much A though
wow that was pretty mean. I actually thought I could eat froyo for a second… good one “:|
I thought the beginning was a little fishy, especially since you leaked some info on your Facebook status. For anyone looking for a frozen treat which is not quite Paleo, but about as close as you’re gonna get, check out http://www.coconutbliss.com/
Other than the use of agave, it’s all paleo ingredients (some flavors not so much). They have at Whole Foods.
OMG! … nooooooo april fools! FroYo! … The love of my life!!!
I agree w/ Lauren, froyo can also be used at a cheat day. I mean we don’t have to go to ‘Froyo-life’ (located on the Pier, they have amazing ‘red-velvet flavor’ haha) and get the biggest cup, stuffed with as much processed fruit as possible. I mean Slaughter has pizza, I have nachos, others have froyo. All in moderation is the key, right??
If you want to stay Paleo and still have your FroYo, just feed the FroYo to a rabbit, then eat the rabbit. That way it doesn’t count.
Boom! Done, I like rabbit meat. Tastes like chicken
Doing Paleo the first time around I cut out all Fro-yo, now that I have kind of fallen off the band wagon a bit, I have eaten it a couple times-as good as it taste, my stomach wants to kill me everytime. (NOTE: this includes all ‘key to my heart’ food options) In my opinion, when you start getting all emo have chopped up fruit (blueberries, blackberries, etc) available-you can still have the sweetness without the carbs or unnecessary stomach issues:)
Papa Bear you just made my day with that comment!! HAHA
Pretty funny / ironic. This morning: woke up late. Kids fighting. Lost a shitton of $ in stocks. Lost my keys. Drop kicked my uncovered iPhone down the street by accident. Made kids late for school which… Made me miss the 9am wod. The only wod I coulda made today. Everythings been pretty sucky thus far but once I realized I’d miss the wod my day boarderline was ruined. I got soooo pissed at everything leading up to it, I literally just told myself “fuck it im having such a shitty day and I’m missing my workout imma eat some effing junk food on the way to work”. And then I see this damn post.
. Saved. Resetting my day now even tho I’m headed to work in my wod apparel.
I was diagnosed with acute prostatitis last September, and I thought I was eating healthy. But I got justifably scared into forswearing my two cups of oatmeal and one bagel in the morning, wheat bread at lunch, and Cliff Bars pre and post workout. I’ll be damned! I feel much better, no prostate issues since, and I recover much quicker after the WODs. There’s something to this Paleo thing after all.
Sorry, Froyo is crap. Oh, and word to the wise, do not eat beef jerky before a workout, especially Murph. Shook pukey’s hand five times. Joy.
Emo-eating? Does the food cut itself?
Good one Bob. I was wondering if it wears those ass tight jeans that really show off your kankles. If u do not kno what kankles are, ask me, the doughnut chunky monkey guy….
Remy, Well done, a better April fools than I had in mind. Yours worked, I only read the first paragraph this AM then checked out the WOD… Froyo, how I miss thee.
NIcole,
I am so with you on that one. It’s sad because it tastes sooo good, but the belly ache is not worth it.